Archive for March, 2006

Me, family, gig, dancing, more family

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

It’s weird the amount of stuff a Googlex search for a fairly unique nickname will return.

Anyway. My grandparents are moving soon from the home my mum, aunt and uncle grew up in, and which is now on the market, to a flat in a sheltered housing block in Newport[-on-Tay], so my mums side of the family were all invited over for drinks and a chat in the new place, which was nice. While their current house is fairly old and has fair sized rooms while still managing to feel cosy, the new flat is only a room bigger than my current flat. And the hallway stink of old people. I get depressed thinking about it all. I wonder how they feel about it. Ach, it’s all absurd. Afterwards, I went back to my aunt and her partners with my parents and we had a Chinese take-away and a few drinks. I’d never been with my parents in a situation like that as a grown up, it was weird but nifty at the same time, especially with Cath and John as they’re a right laugh. My parents can be cool and funny, but I often wish the were more liberal. The grief I got for announcing I was bi, and then they found out I was wearing skirts. Mum got rather upset and stressed about it. Was not a good time. I can get so narked with them at times, it’s annoying, but I know they just want to help (guide?) me through (the early, hopefully) stages of my life.

Saturday. I went into work at 11am to do the audio for an Indian dance festival in the Abertay University main lecture theatre. Images to be found here (pdf. If you’ve got Firefox, get this). It was the first time I’d worked on a proper live event. The equipment I had to use was annoyingly antiquated, and the group doing the event wasn’t that professional either. After hassles the night before when it was discovered that the Estates dept hadn’t checked to see if the stage in the hall was clear (it had concrete blocks and scaffolding on it, the set from some other external organisation’s play), we setting everything up in perfect timing for the start of the show. A load of post-it note ladled CDs and cassettes and a stage script that didn’t have any cues marked on it later, and the performance was under way. Bloopers included my being so nervous and accidentally pausing the first track 30 seconds in for a split second, the tape that hadn’t been queued up to the correct track even after I had specifically asked if it had or not, the lack of a good EQ or compressor to run instruments and vocals through, meaning I had to constantly ride the faders to compensate for any loud peaks as the performers had not had any microphone technique training before. But all in all, it went fairly well in the end, and some of the dances were pretty stunning. I love interpretive dancing, some parts I feel have links with glowsticking. But enough about that. Everything finished at 4pm and all the equipment was packed up and cleared away by 5pm.

That evening (wwooOOoo… fucking writing style *slap* stop self-deprecating! ouch!) I went out to Headway with just . Poor wasn’t feeling to well, and just couldn’t be arsed. Lots of top quality techno and house plus a bit of electro and breaks was glowsticked to, and as it was the first proper night in the Abertay Union since it had been opened, it wasn’t too busy. Rah, dancefloor space. Screw you Ascension. We met up with my workmate Dave plus a few others including Wendy, a friend from Cage, and the guys who run the night, after which we once again headed for a post-Headway after-party at Dave’s flat, which was great fun. Decks and a shit load of quality vinyl was on hand so four or five of the guys took it in turns to mix, proving everyone, who were all the while getting wasted and dancing around the living room, with an endless stream of music until around 9am the next morning. Good times. Wobbled back up to my place and crashed for a few hours before waking again and getting picked up for a meal at my parents at their new farmhouse abode. Did I mention they will be renovating a disused church between Dundee and Forfar to live in before? My sister was through from Glasgow where she’s studying product design and is half-way through exams. She recently started a job in a fairly up-market bar. While I’m kinda sad I missed the whole getting-away-from-home Uni Experience ™ when I went to college, I’m glad I didn’t have to a) get a job to be able to live and b) stand endless coursework then exams. After a tea I couldn’t finish because my stomach wasn’t used to meals that big, we lazed on the sofa for a bit then I set-up MSNM on their PC so hopefully I’ll be able to talk to them at some point, seeing as I don’t have a land line and keep running out of mobile credit (although I should probably check out the lower end of contract deals at some point..). Got dropped of back at my flat, slept, and now it’s Monday.

Hmm, I’ve just noticed I don’t have a family category set-up on my blog..

I have never

Monday, March 27th, 2006

One of those memes where I can tell you a fair bit about myself in the easiest possible manner.

I have never

Bold the ones you’ve never done!

I have never been to Europe
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never eaten sushi
I have never been to a pop concert
I have never climbed a mountain
I have never been snowboarding
I have never bungee jumped
I have never driven a tank
I have never been to a foreign country
I have never lived abroad (if England doesn’t count)
I have never been to Japan
I have never met a movie star
I have never celebrated Mardi Gras
I have never celebrated New Year’s in Trafalgar Square or Times Square
I have never driven a friend’s car
I have never crashed a friend’s car
I have never been fired
I have never stolen anything from my work
I have never lied to a friend
I have never shoplifted
I have never smoked
I have never been drunk
I have never been drunk while underage
I have never smoked pot
I have never taken uppers
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never been in a fistfight
I have never been arrested
I have never snuck out of my parent’s house
I have never been to a school ball
I have never been happy with myself
I have never purposely cut myself
I have never purposely set myself on fire
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never been on a blind date
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never been naked outside
I have never had sex
I have never had anal sex
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never used sex toys
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never had sex in public
I have never had sex in a pool
I have never had a threesome
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never been tied up (sexually)
I have never had jelly juice (wtf?)
I have never had sex in an office
I have never been fisted and/or fisted anyone (better than sex)
I have never dated someone for over a year
I have never been in love
I have never gotten married
I have never gotten divorced
I have never been dumped
I have never pissed on myself
I have never posted nude pictures online (and they’re still online)

This is the milk remix, with questions added, reworded and reordered.

P.S. Loving this new Detritus track.

What age do I act?

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

Scarily spot on.


You Are 22 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Another evening, another world

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

And so much I could’ve written about.. *sigh*

Although I have been working on a power noise remix of John Foxx’s “The Noise” instead, for what that’s worth.

Some more links 27

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006


Yum-yum

Humor
The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards! – This guy has an impeccable knowledge of super hero haircuts.
Bluuuurgh (for lack of a better link text) – Sick of fashion?
Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat – And they only made him buy it in the end!
Snake ‘befriends’ snack hamster – Like, aaw..
HOV lane is not for dummies – Inflatable dolls are being used in the US to avoid fines for driving alone in car pool lanes.
Ginger Bumping Milk (hot) – I’ll have that one please.
Stupid GTA rip-off game – “HOW IS THIS A FEATURE?”
EMF Reducing Clothing – A tin-foil hat baseball cap. Do they do black though?
Furry bowling – Read the comments to witness fursecution first hand.
I bet this guy must be thrilled about this.

“Go to GoodWill and buy a bunch of toys that make goofy noises and maybe a cheap old casio keyboard. Leave them scattered about your studio, and keep a soldering iron handy. You never have to actually do anything with them, but it will give you immense cred when the photographers from FutureMusic stop by.”

Aaaarggghhhhhh and stuff

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

God damn; Ophidian and Lenny Dee are DJing in Glasgow on the 31st, the same night as the Implant/Mono No Aware event in Manchester. I’ll still be going to the latter, but it had to happen just as I get hooked on the darker side of gabber….

In other news, was up from Birmingham yesterday evening and left for Edinburgh to party with a few hours ago. Hope they both have fun :)

I shall be out to Protek at The Cotton Club this evening. The first one was last month, which I missed, but I’ve been advised that it’ll be a mix of house and techno, along the lines of Headway which I was at last month.

Chains trip

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Gah, why does Norwich have to be so out of the way? A National Express journey would take 17hrs 10min (with a 210 min wait in London) on the way down, but only 15hrs 50min (130 min wait in London) on the way back. Am I really that hardcore..? *ponders*

More Wikipedia fodder plus some links

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Articles I have created since last time include Patrick van Kerckhoven (aka DJ Ruffneck, founder of Enzyme, big guy in nu style gabber), Hardcore dance music (man, ‘hardcore’ is a damn confusing term), 21st Circuitry (a record label that Metropolis swallowed up a few years back), Marc Trauner (aka Marc Acardipane, Mescalinum United, and over 60 other aliases. Electronic music fans are most likely to have the Aphex Twin remix of his track ‘We Have Arrived’ if nothing else) and Lab 4 (hard dance duo, popular with goths). If you have any info or references to add to any of these articles, please go ahead and edit them or comment here.

And while I’m at it, here’s some links:

  • Come the Revolution – I shall be interested to see how the fate of Nintendo’s Revolution pans out, specifically how it’s going to be marketed and what the public will make of the controller. It’s the only console I’ve been interested in purchasing in the last few years (I’ve never actually owned a console before as I’m usually a hardcore keyboard and mouse playa).
  • The Great HDCP Fiasco – “You want to know a secret? None of the current ATI or NVIDIA graphics cards will support the full capabilities of Windows Vista.” Graphics cards marketed as being HDCP compatible, basically put, aren’t. That’s rather nasty for all those that have invested hundreds on high end cards recently.
  • Hi-tech trainer – Specifically made with Mexicans who wish to become illegal US immigrants in mind. “The shoe includes a compass, a flashlight because people cross at night, and inside is included also some Tylenol painkillers because many people get injured during crossing”.
  • Things you don’t want Google to find – An old concept but a good article summing up the practice of using Google to search for password files, pay rolls, router admin login pages and other ‘top secret’ things people unwittingly allow others to access online.
  • Israeli Anti-Semitic Cartoon Contest – Jews that know it’s ok to make fun of oneself once in a while. Seriously, there are too many people in the world that just need to lighten up.
  • Silly tube maps – Weird and novel versions of the London tube map, including the anagram map which spawned many others from around the world.
  • Hong Kong architecture – Some beautiful shots of high-rise/high-density flats. Lovely patterns and breath-taking scale.
  • b3ta qotw: drugs – Munters laugh at themselves. Many funny tales of drug induced antics.
  • How to Make Yourself a Hall’s High-Tech Slide Bazooka – The title says it all really.

P.S. Flying Spaghetti Monster tenticle porn!

P.P.S. Just cleaned up the Ultraviolence article and added a pic courtesy of :)

Stupid people and tech

Monday, March 6th, 2006

“There are many benefits to studying at Lakehead University. Ubiquitous wireless Internet access, however, isn’t one of them. That’s because president Fred Gilbert won’t allow it until he’s satisfied EMF (electric and magnetic fields) exposure doesn’t pose a health risk, particularly to young people.” – link

“Katherine Albrecht is on a mission from God. The influential consumer advocate has written a new book warning her fellow Christians that radio frequency identification may evolve to become the “mark of the beast” — meaning the technology is a sign that the end-times are drawing near.” – link

“Rep. Mike Ferguson (R-N.J.) has introduced a bill to cripple all digital radios. The Audio Broadcast Flag Licensing Act of 2006 (H.R. 4861) requires all digital radio makers to build their devices so that they only permit “customary uses” of broadcasts. That means that no one ever gets to invent any new radio tech ever again unless the RIAA approves of it.” – link

P.S. “Situational science is about respecting both sides of a scientific argument, not just the one supported by facts!”

Ill again

Monday, March 6th, 2006

I’m just recovering from a cold atm which has been a right bugger. It caused me to miss both a meet with former co-workers from Clientlogic and the local munch (that’s the third month in a row I’ve missed it now >_<). Was out at Kerosene on Friday. There were a couple of mall goths with glowsticks, but they didn’t actually dance with them, rather attached them to one of the various hooks on their clothing. We got bored and left early. Saturday night was spend at and s with . Got stoned, watched random videos, same ol’.

P.S. Nidus is a nice word.

P.P.S. Also, if you haven’t seen it already, check the Simpsons intro with real actors.