I have never

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One of those memes where I can tell you a fair bit about myself in the easiest possible manner.

I have never

Bold the ones you’ve never done!

I have never been to Europe
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never eaten sushi
I have never been to a pop concert
I have never climbed a mountain
I have never been snowboarding
I have never bungee jumped
I have never driven a tank
I have never been to a foreign country
I have never lived abroad (if England doesn’t count)
I have never been to Japan
I have never met a movie star
I have never celebrated Mardi Gras
I have never celebrated New Year’s in Trafalgar Square or Times Square
I have never driven a friend’s car
I have never crashed a friend’s car
I have never been fired
I have never stolen anything from my work
I have never lied to a friend
I have never shoplifted
I have never smoked
I have never been drunk
I have never been drunk while underage
I have never smoked pot
I have never taken uppers
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never been in a fistfight
I have never been arrested
I have never snuck out of my parent’s house
I have never been to a school ball
I have never been happy with myself
I have never purposely cut myself
I have never purposely set myself on fire
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never been on a blind date
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never been naked outside
I have never had sex
I have never had anal sex
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never used sex toys
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never had sex in public
I have never had sex in a pool
I have never had a threesome
I have never been caught masturbating
I have never been tied up (sexually)
I have never had jelly juice (wtf?)
I have never had sex in an office
I have never been fisted and/or fisted anyone (better than sex)
I have never dated someone for over a year
I have never been in love
I have never gotten married
I have never gotten divorced
I have never been dumped
I have never pissed on myself
I have never posted nude pictures online (and they’re still online)

This is the milk remix, with questions added, reworded and reordered.

P.S. Loving this new Detritus track.

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