Just when you think you can’t get any more stupid than this;
“SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) — Three CD players hidden under a cathedral’s pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.” link
there’s this, in the UK no less;
“Police have yet to establish how a tape dispenser which caused a security alert in Ballymena came to be left on a bollard outside a PSNI station. […] The Army carried out a controlled explosion on the object which was declared safe.” link
Loving the BBC’s stock image selection for the article.